Thursday, April 17, 2008
20.5 Things I'm Pretty Sure About
1. The Cleveland Indians will not win the world series in 2008. (they haven't won a game since I purchased MLB extra innings for the season)
1.5 CC Sabathia is not worth 20 million dollars a year.
2. My life is likely 2/3 complete
3. I am the only one at my gym that works out to Laibach
4. I will never hear MDID on NPR
5. George Bush will go down in history as the worst president ever
6. John Mccain will be the next president, because not only are most Americans bitter and clinging to their religion, they are stupid too.
7. The stock market will rocket upwards as soon as I take all my money out of it.
8. There is no TV news worth watching
9. I will not live to see humans land on Mars, much as I thought they would have by now as I watched them land on the moon at 8 yrs old.
10. Scott Pickering is the best drummer ever.
11. I've had a constant stream of the best bass players ever in my band.
12. Trappistes Rochefort 10 is the best beer ever.
13. Cleveland will not "come back"
14. Subterranean won't have more than one video a month I'm interested in.
15. My wife will never be a baseball fan.
16. My wife will never be a Battlestar Galactica fan.
17. My wife will be elsewhere when either of these things is on the Tee Vee.
18. I could never be as saracastic as Atrios
19. Try as I might, I will never be a "morning person"
20. You'll never hear MDID on a car commercial
1.5 CC Sabathia is not worth 20 million dollars a year.
2. My life is likely 2/3 complete
3. I am the only one at my gym that works out to Laibach
4. I will never hear MDID on NPR
5. George Bush will go down in history as the worst president ever
6. John Mccain will be the next president, because not only are most Americans bitter and clinging to their religion, they are stupid too.
7. The stock market will rocket upwards as soon as I take all my money out of it.
8. There is no TV news worth watching
9. I will not live to see humans land on Mars, much as I thought they would have by now as I watched them land on the moon at 8 yrs old.
10. Scott Pickering is the best drummer ever.
11. I've had a constant stream of the best bass players ever in my band.
12. Trappistes Rochefort 10 is the best beer ever.
13. Cleveland will not "come back"
14. Subterranean won't have more than one video a month I'm interested in.
15. My wife will never be a baseball fan.
16. My wife will never be a Battlestar Galactica fan.
17. My wife will be elsewhere when either of these things is on the Tee Vee.
18. I could never be as saracastic as Atrios
19. Try as I might, I will never be a "morning person"
20. You'll never hear MDID on a car commercial
